First off, I must say that I rarely save this spot for a front page post, but it's too good to let past. And for the record, I just want to remind everyone that Montreal's population is 3,635,571 inhabitants..

Last December, I dated a girl who was pretty nice, but it never clicked and I broke up with her on December 21st. The girls's name was Mary. I always felt bad about it, until tonight. Here's the story...

From 2005-2008, I lived with this crazy bitch ass girl who was driving me crazy with her OCD and control freak balls-chopping like attitude. She actually drove me right to a shrink and made my life a living hell for the following 2 years, since there was no way of communicating nor dealing with her that didn't involve violence or shouting. That girl was at the time in love with a boy boy named Andy. But while she was seeing Andy, she was also seeing Eric, a friend of mine from Film School.

Last Wednesday, I went out with Eric to a fundraiser party for our school, and I had the pleasure of meeting an awesome girl by the name of Emily, but that's beside the main point. Eric than told me that after their trip to France, he was about to dump my ex-roomate that goes by the name of AMELY, I didn't care and just went on with my night, really happy.

TONIGHT, I happen to meet with my ex-GF, with who I'm on good terms with. She had already told me about ANDY, since he's a childhood friend from her's. So we small talk about our current relationship situations. I mention Emily, and then she mentions she has new boy in her life...

Yeah, you probably guessed it...
motherfuckin' ANDY!

So right now, I'm sitting at my PC, halfway drunk, and it might be the most immature thing on Earth, but seriously, I don't care...

Just knowing that my bitchy jack-ass fucker of an ex-roomate is about to get dumped by one of my best friend, without knowing that the ex-boyfriend she left to go with mentionned-friend is now dating my really nice ex-girlfriend (no competition there, trust me...) just makes me feel so much better...

Now, I'm not the one to pray for another being's misfortune, but in this situation, I can't help but to feel happy, cause with all that went through psychologically with that bitch, kama just been served... :D